Really Amazing Reasons to Date ME!
1. I promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm.
2. I won't use this website to convince someone else to date me if you won't.
3. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
5. I will never complain if you don't pick up your clothes.
6. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them.
7. Because no other pirate's tongue can "shiver me timber" quite like yours.
8. There isn't anything I feel I can't tell you.
9. I wish I could give you all of my firsts.
10. All I can offer you is all of my lasts
12. You’re safe with me.
13. I'll wait for you even if you're late.
14. I'll make you laugh.
15. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking.
16. I will try to cook all your favorite foods.
17. I know CPR.
18. I won’t ever lie to you.
19. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up.
20. I always carry board games in my car, along with everything else you could every think of.
21. I suck at strip poker.
22. I will never ask you to hold my purse.
23. If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-shirt for you.
24. I’ll make you Mickey Mouse pancakes.
25. I will try and tickle and bite you.
26. I’ll circle your birthday on my calendar.
27. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV.
28. I won’t swear in Romanian around your family.
29. If you pick me a flower, I’ll wear it in my hair.
30. I’ll buy you a lap dance.
31. I'm ---------------------.
32. I've never read Playboy for the articles.
33. I am a morning person.
34. I'll never drink the last beer.
35. I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that chick with the big boobs.
36. I will check out the chick with the big boobs too.
37. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are.
38. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops.
39. I'll take care of you when you're sick.
40. I'll make fun of you.
41. I'm just that good.
42. I love----.
43. I don't care if you leave the seat up.
44. I am cheerful.
45. I am capable of baking anything.
46. I like it when you-------.
47. I don't care that you go out with your friends.
48. When you wash the dishes it turns me on.
49. I love my body and am very secure.
50. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door.
51. When you touch my nose it makes me smile all over.
52. I'd never give you shit in front of your friends.
53. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming.
54. I'll help you find your keys.
55. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know.
56. I think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal date.
57. I always open a window when I paint.
58. The only drama I have any part of is on TV.
59. I kick ass at making a fire.
60. I can pitch a tent. Yours and the camping kind!
61. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue (slowly, but I can!)
62. My weird habits, you'll find adorable.
63. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you.
64. I'll thank you every time you open the door.
65. I'll never waste your love.
66. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny).
67. I am very gullible.
68. It gets better every time.
69. I know that sticks are better than automatics.
70. I like to recycle.
71. My younger brother really won't kick your ass.
72. We can watch your movie first.
73. I'll clean the house.
74. I'll let you drive every time if you want.
75. I like it when my hair gets messed up.
76. I like horror movies, but can't watch them without you.
77. I love smelling you.
78. I don't litter.
79. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less.
80. I look both ways before I cross the street.
81. I only ate paint chips once.
82. I'm ---------.
83. You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know.
84. I like it when you call----------.
85. I was the second grade spelling bee champ.
86. I'll always tell you if something's wrong.
87. I know how to hold my own hair back when I get sick.
88. You won't be able to get me out of your head.
89. I'm really good at making lists.
90. I think it's ---- when you----------.
91. I never overload the washer.
92. I like to iron clothes.
93. What else have you got to do?
94. My Sunday morning breakfasts are amazing.
95. My chin fits 'just right' in your shoulder when you hold me close.
96. I love to be outdoors.
97. I like to fly kites and seeing one in the sky makes me happy.
98. I can change a flat tire in less than 10 minutes.
99. I want to share my hopes, dream, and wishes with you.
100. I'm a Gemini.
101. I never run with scissors.
102. I know how to keep a secret.
103. I've never failed a survey.
104. I can almost every time find Waldo.
105. I rent books from the library and am usually late to return them.
106. I always pay my library fines.
107. I have never capsized a canoe.
108. I have fallen in when kayaking though.
109. I have all my shots.
110. I won't take all of the car arm rest room.
111. I'm pretty damn funny.
112. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet.
113. I know the difference between they're, their, and there.
114. You really kind of would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch.
115. I know how to get stains out of t-shirts.
116. I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time.
117. I like it when you tell me what to do and how to do it.
118. I would make a website for you.
119. I don't mind that you don't like to shave.
120. I'm the best I am at what I do.
121. It is hard for me to be humble.
122. I will try and learn Romanian so I can communicate with your family.
123. After reading this far you've already got too much time invested all ready might as well say yes.
2. I won't use this website to convince someone else to date me if you won't.
3. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
5. I will never complain if you don't pick up your clothes.
6. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them.
7. Because no other pirate's tongue can "shiver me timber" quite like yours.
8. There isn't anything I feel I can't tell you.
9. I wish I could give you all of my firsts.
10. All I can offer you is all of my lasts
12. You’re safe with me.
13. I'll wait for you even if you're late.
14. I'll make you laugh.
15. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking.
16. I will try to cook all your favorite foods.
17. I know CPR.
18. I won’t ever lie to you.
19. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up.
20. I always carry board games in my car, along with everything else you could every think of.
21. I suck at strip poker.
22. I will never ask you to hold my purse.
23. If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-shirt for you.
24. I’ll make you Mickey Mouse pancakes.
25. I will try and tickle and bite you.
26. I’ll circle your birthday on my calendar.
27. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV.
28. I won’t swear in Romanian around your family.
29. If you pick me a flower, I’ll wear it in my hair.
30. I’ll buy you a lap dance.
31. I'm ---------------------.
32. I've never read Playboy for the articles.
33. I am a morning person.
34. I'll never drink the last beer.
35. I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that chick with the big boobs.
36. I will check out the chick with the big boobs too.
37. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are.
38. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops.
39. I'll take care of you when you're sick.
40. I'll make fun of you.
41. I'm just that good.
42. I love----.
43. I don't care if you leave the seat up.
44. I am cheerful.
45. I am capable of baking anything.
46. I like it when you-------.
47. I don't care that you go out with your friends.
48. When you wash the dishes it turns me on.
49. I love my body and am very secure.
50. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door.
51. When you touch my nose it makes me smile all over.
52. I'd never give you shit in front of your friends.
53. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming.
54. I'll help you find your keys.
55. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know.
56. I think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal date.
57. I always open a window when I paint.
58. The only drama I have any part of is on TV.
59. I kick ass at making a fire.
60. I can pitch a tent. Yours and the camping kind!
61. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue (slowly, but I can!)
62. My weird habits, you'll find adorable.
63. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you.
64. I'll thank you every time you open the door.
65. I'll never waste your love.
66. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny).
67. I am very gullible.
68. It gets better every time.
69. I know that sticks are better than automatics.
70. I like to recycle.
71. My younger brother really won't kick your ass.
72. We can watch your movie first.
73. I'll clean the house.
74. I'll let you drive every time if you want.
75. I like it when my hair gets messed up.
76. I like horror movies, but can't watch them without you.
77. I love smelling you.
78. I don't litter.
79. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less.
80. I look both ways before I cross the street.
81. I only ate paint chips once.
82. I'm ---------.
83. You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know.
84. I like it when you call----------.
85. I was the second grade spelling bee champ.
86. I'll always tell you if something's wrong.
87. I know how to hold my own hair back when I get sick.
88. You won't be able to get me out of your head.
89. I'm really good at making lists.
90. I think it's ---- when you----------.
91. I never overload the washer.
92. I like to iron clothes.
93. What else have you got to do?
94. My Sunday morning breakfasts are amazing.
95. My chin fits 'just right' in your shoulder when you hold me close.
96. I love to be outdoors.
97. I like to fly kites and seeing one in the sky makes me happy.
98. I can change a flat tire in less than 10 minutes.
99. I want to share my hopes, dream, and wishes with you.
100. I'm a Gemini.
101. I never run with scissors.
102. I know how to keep a secret.
103. I've never failed a survey.
104. I can almost every time find Waldo.
105. I rent books from the library and am usually late to return them.
106. I always pay my library fines.
107. I have never capsized a canoe.
108. I have fallen in when kayaking though.
109. I have all my shots.
110. I won't take all of the car arm rest room.
111. I'm pretty damn funny.
112. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet.
113. I know the difference between they're, their, and there.
114. You really kind of would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch.
115. I know how to get stains out of t-shirts.
116. I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time.
117. I like it when you tell me what to do and how to do it.
118. I would make a website for you.
119. I don't mind that you don't like to shave.
120. I'm the best I am at what I do.
121. It is hard for me to be humble.
122. I will try and learn Romanian so I can communicate with your family.
123. After reading this far you've already got too much time invested all ready might as well say yes.